Thursday, December 18, 2008

If the church were run like an airline

What would happen if church were run like an airline? Todd Rhoades has put together a fun list of ideas. My favorites:

--All aisle seats are now $10/week. Back row premium seating available for $20 per week.

--No Bible charge: $10

--Cell phone ringing during service: $50 one time charge

--Late to service fee: $10/pp

--Nursery diaper change fee: $5/lb.

HT: Joshua Cody

2 comments:

David said...

Window seat: $5

Extra seat: (To put all your stuff on) $50

Natalie said...

What about a fee for leaving the church within the first 5 minutes of the service's end?

Or without talking to anyone?